Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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