DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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