i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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