I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
you never un-have a 4some
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