I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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