the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
the raccoons are back...
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