3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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