He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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