they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
