It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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