You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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