OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
she peed on how many people?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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