Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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