I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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