Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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