Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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