I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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