i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
