New invention idea: vibrating tampons
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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