that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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