Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I did not marry a roomba.
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