Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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