Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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