Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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