Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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