Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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