he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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