Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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