it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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