i just google imaged poop.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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