Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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