I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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