And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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