he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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