My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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