yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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