we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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