So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Randomize
