belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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