On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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