24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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