is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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