if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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