no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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