i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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