You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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