She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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