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(775): View more from Nevada

Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers

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(216): View more from Ohio

ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15

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(831): View more from California

i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something

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(708): View more from Illinois

you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group

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(416): View more from Toronto

We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again

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(702): View more from Nevada

She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off

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