please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So vagazzling was a success
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
false alarm, still single
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