Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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