just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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