Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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