I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hippo gnu deer
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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