I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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