Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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